Why women are better cheaters

I am sitting here studying in a coffee shop in the middle of America and I just had a profound epiphany. I was thinking about a situation that I am sort of in and I realized why women are better cheaters than men. Why we can get away with cheating for so much longer than men. For those men out there that think they are the best liars that ever lived and their women never know. SIKE, you just date Kim Porter's that choose to ignore the obvious. WOMEN KNOW!!!!! Some choose to ignore, some tell themselves something but they still know in the back of their mind when they have a cheating man. Here is one major reason why for the most part men don't know when they have a cheating woman. Plain and simple.

Women are cordial.

What are you talking about? Women are cordial. Just that. You see women in general return phone calls and answer text messages, no matter how late. Men when they are being shady just ignore text messages, leaving their partners curious and opening up so many questions. Here are two examples.

Scenario 1

Mork is out with Mindy (the other woman) and Sarah calls. Mork looks at his phone, doesn't answer. He continues his date with Mindy and one thing leads to another and he is at Mindy's. Sarah calls again and Mork ignores the call. In the morning, everybody goes to work, Mork still hasn't called Sarah because his dumb ass hasn't thought of a good excuse. So at noon he calls and this is what he says to Sarah. "Hey Sarah, What you doin?" So that just leaves the door open for questioning from Sarah and lies from Mork.

Scenario 2

Minnie is out with Pluto and Mickey calls. Minnie knows who it is so she doesn't check until she goes to the restroom. While in the restroom she cordially sends a text stating she is isn't home and she will call when she gets home. Minnie and Pluto have a good time one thing leads to the next and she is spending the night. Over the course of the night Mickey calls 3 times. What does Minne do? As she is leaving Pluto's in the morning she calls, Mickey and apologizes CORDIALLY for not returning his calls, states she had a late night which wore her our (he he he!) and she fell right to sleep. This offers an explanation asap. Or lets say she is leaving at 3 am, she still calls, knowing Mickey is probably sleep and she will be able to leave a message. If he picks up she states she dosed off (which most people do post-coital), she is still in her clothes and as soon as she woke up she called him. Return of call, and explanation ASAP.

It is not rocket science, its just not being rude.

When someone calls a woman. She calls back at some point. Men in general don't operate like that, which leads to trouble. Men often try to put off or ignore all together what they perceive to be uncomfortable situations not realizing that the more time that lapses the more difficult it is to explain.